Here are some FANTASTIC COMEDY monologues for “GETTING AN AGENT” sessions…
HERE YOU GO:
I’ve been pondering life’s mysteries, like, if you are eating tic tacs, and you only have one left, is it a TIC or a TAC? I think about it all the time, and I’m gonna figure it out. You see, I like this (Boy/Girl) (Jenny/Richie) and I’m planning to make my move this year in school. You don’t think I’m smart enough? Well, ponder this: If you are down to your last M&M, which M is it? It’s profound. If I solve that, (Jenny/Richie) will fall in love with me. Excellent!
I’ve been thinking and if I hold it in any longer I’m gonna explode. Okay, I’ll tell you, but don’t laugh. Even if you think its funny. Or stupid. Or stupid funny. Or, or, or…Okay. I’m falling in love. I mean I think so. I’ve never actually been in love, but you know that feeling when you get an “A”? Well, this feels ten times better, so it’s gotta be love. I can’t believe this. Dru Smith asked to borrow my pencil. Get it? BORROW MY PENCIL. It MUST be love. I’m SO happy!
We’re not lost, You know, “lost” is just another word for finding something you didn’t know you were looking for. Listen, you have to relax. We’re in nature. And nature will show us the way. Why don’t you just sit tight while I ask directions from this racoon? She’ll show me the way. That way? Ok, Thanks! . See, that was easy, Town is this way. I am one with my inner animal. You think I’m crazy? Yes, I am a little, maybe a lot.
COACH JACK TURNBULL
The Actorsite Awesome Acting Club “PRIME-TIME TAPING STUDIO!”
The Studio is set up and all we have to do is just turn on the lights to tape. Then, we have fast internet for uploading.
You can use your Iphone or Samsung phone, we get FANTASTIC sound, since our entire studio is soundproofed. Or, if you wish, we can tape for you for a small fee. Be sure to practice your scene OUT LOUD at least 50 times so you are ready to ROCK THE ROOM. If you need coaching, then it’s best to get your coaching prior to taping or, for a small fee, you can rent the space for additional time.
You can contact our coaches for taping or coaching, yes, there is a fee.
This is another perk of membership in the Actorsite Awesome Acting Club…a fun place to build a career!